
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom"
as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items!"
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."

This is another one; guaranteed laughter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvgfmEU2Ck&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvgfmEU2Ck&feature=related