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Monday, January 9, 2012

Laugh ! It is good for health

AWESOME…read it without fail.


Jumbo Bank, New York, USA


Requirement gathering session – Day 12



Client:
 “Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant…”

Ram:
  Mr. Richard but why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big….   and black?”


C
: No Ramasamy, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process……………..” (client explains for an hour)

R:
 Fine Richard, i understand ur requirement. But ours supports only buffalo…


C:
 Samy..our central bank regulations needs only elephant!

R:
 Ok.. Let me see if i can customize”


Requirement taken :
 Bank wants a big black four legged animal, long tail, less hair. Having trunk is mandatory.

The same was documented, signed off and sent to offshore for development!



Offshore Development Centre, Chennai, 11.30pm



Design/Development – Base on requirement all features are supported in base product (as buffalo) , for trunk alone a separate customization is done.



Finally the customization is shown to client















client sees ....




























 
….  and faints !!


Sent by Mathangi

Blogger BHASKARAN19 said...

Aaha namma veetu palkaran angeyum poyacha super thinking
January 9, 2012 9:45 PM

Concert - V. Deepika



  1. http://www.mediafire.com/?m8lodoempr4557s Sendhil vaazh murugaiya - Hamirkalyaani 
  2. http://www.mediafire.com/?mi2404yy5jhbclw Karunai seivaai - Hamsadhwani 
  3. http://www.mediafire.com/?zg8bkr6arj95zzv Seethaapathe - Kamaas 
  4. http://www.mediafire.com/?jhs63faioq08rji Thunai purindharul - Varamu 
  5. http://www.mediafire.com/?z4ciu0uzny10sb1 Elaa nee - Ataanaa 
  6. http://www.mediafire.com/?dzd0qlk7dul7ld7 Arul seyya vendum - Rasikapriya 
  7. http://www.mediafire.com/?7tf8apt5zb17hon Aalaapana - Thodi 
  8. http://www.mediafire.com/?3iue863cuxbbx86 Chesinadella - Thodi 
  9. http://www.mediafire.com/?yz1zotl74y40y64 Theertha karaiyinile 
  10. http://www.mediafire.com/?iq8weug6pkbc4cb Kandenaa - Maund 
  11. http://www.mediafire.com/?4dy5r6f5cl2l8qu Slokam fwd by Bhavayaami - Yamunakalyaani 
  12. http://www.mediafire.com/?4o170hjtvec4t6a Mangalam
Coutesy : Sangeethapriya.org
....that any frustration you have is simply the result of
wrong thinking.

If you were thinking rightly you could not possibly
imagine that anything was going 'wrong.' You would
know that nothing in the Universe is working against
you. By definition, given Who You Are, this is
impossible.

Move, then, to gratitude when you encounter your
frustrations. And see every event as an Opportunity.



Blogger r b subramanian said...





Dear Sri Hariharan,


In upload 283-V Deepika, item No.3 is repeat of item No.2. Can you pl correct it?

Regards

rbs
January 10, 2012 6:09 PM
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Blogger hvaidya said...





Dear Mr. RBs,

I Have corrected it
January 10, 2012 7:56 PM


Blogger Aiyar said...


Can you please upload the following:
1. Pallavi in Hamsavinodhini by Hyd. Brothers (link#11). This link has expired.This is from the 2008 live concert at MA, Chennai.

2. Vathapi in Hamsadhwani by MPN Brothers-Nadhaswaram.

I also request a Bantureethi in Hamsanadham by any Nadhaswaram Artist.

Thanks in advance. God bless you/Family.
January 16, 2012 2:53 PM