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Friday, February 22, 2008

Interesting mails received

My niece is accepting that the present generation ladies can reduce the numbers to some extent.

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
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Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window
with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in
back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

I can laugh at this because I have never used a drive up to ATM.
In 1995, I used one inside a bank in downtown Cleveland over
lunch hour-----and that was enough or me! There were too many
impatient MEN trying to do their banking over lunch hour.
I'm sure the men were shaking their heads and
saying, oh how true this is.

Now that you have had your morning laugh,
smile and have a wonderful day

smile and have a wonderful day!

2 comments:

Nat Chander said...

well everything here is interesting. somehow i like to point out that brahmins do not like their children to learn tamil.. in fact many of them are ignorant about thirukkural...chettiars and other communities try to live a tamilianlife in abroad... whereas brahmins give importance only to religious functions of brahmins... and do not try to teach tamil to their children...and the brahmin ladies who just werre in abroad for some year try to be an american lady when they return to india...

Nat Chander said...

it is a disturbing trend that the brahmin ladies nowadays take non vegetarian foods... even in chennai...while many non brahmins begin avoiding non vegetarian foods thoroughly....some of the present brahmin ladies ignore brahmin boys in marriages and choose other castemen/other religious men.. and end up in divorce....soon. the present brahmins should marry brahmin boys only even though the boy is slightly inferior in job status...