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Post by Mahe Mahe.

Good joke! Hope you will understand it !!

For those who can't follow Hindi:

No 1. Oh No. Plane is crashing, but we have only 4 parachutes

No 2. Dhoni: Indian team need me. So let me take one.

No 3.Ambani: I am the richest in India. So let me take one.

No 4,Raul Gandhi: My mother has promised to make me Prime Minister. So I will take the third.

No 5. Modi:. Dear child . You go! you are the future. So you take the last one.

Np 6. Girl: Sir you too come. Rahul Gandhi already jumped with my school bag

from the facebook

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For those who cannot understand Hindi;

I will fall at your feet: Do not eat my brain !!

Laugh ! It is good for health !!

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. 

They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't 

there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted 

many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the 

best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. 

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His 

theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and 

description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left 

my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!!

"Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.

"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.

" There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I 

heard his voice.

"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I 

have not stolen your car."

 pandian said...

ha ha ha, very funny :D
just what I needed with my morning coffee...a dose of laughter

May 13, 2013 at 4:51 AM

Men's brain vs Women's brain ( Must watch)

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Watch until climax

Laugh ! It is good for health

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to The ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will Be $9.40 please" The man reaches into his pocket and

Pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man Says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and A salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and Places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and Found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered Me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money Would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a Million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.."

from the face book of Krishnan Iyer

Texting Out of Context

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer completely screwed up now."

What a mischief !!

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A man enters heaven and sees a huge wall full of clocks. He asks an angel,
"What are these for?" "These are Lie Clocks, every person has a Lie Clock.
Whenever you lie on earth, the clock moves", the angel says. 

The man points to a static clock and asks "Whose clock is this?" "It's Swami Vivekananda's. It's never moved, shows that he never told a lie", says the angel.

The curious man asks "Where do you have the Indian politician's clocks?" The angel replies "

They're kept in our offices. We use them as table fans."

Touching words by a father

Dear Son, if You think your Dad, Mom, Teacher,

Boss are strict and harassing you,

Wait for a

WIFE

Then,

You would love us...

 sury Siva said...

ha ha ha
What an experience !!!
universal !!
subbu rathinam

October 15, 2012 7:48 AM

Confusing day in America

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Machine to impress your Girl friend

WOMEN ARE SMARTER !

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.

She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.

The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone.

The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.

Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out.

She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!"

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An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat.  It has no price tag, But is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"  "Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story," says the owner.
The tourist gives the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story."  
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys and sewers and begin following him down the street.  This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.  He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he can.  Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned.
The man walks back to the curio shop.
"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the Story?"  
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"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a statue of an Indian politician in bronze!!

A pertinent Question

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 Anonymous said...

I remember 1989- In secretariat cabin, two deputy secretaries were discussing:

A- Have you heard Computer too are affected by viral fever?

B- Yes I too heard about it. But I do not know how?

C- I was wondering if they have viral fever, it could be measured by a thermometer!! But where do they insert the thermometer?

I was just going through a file and the two colleagues- promotee IAS sitting opposite to me in my cabin were discussing!!

One became Secretary Education within an year and one can imagine the results?

June 16, 2012 2:50 PM

 

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